True story, right on the table. I’ve had massage therapists get a little frisky before. I feel like every time I get a massage I get at least one hard on. A few have even grazed my balls. One even spread my butt cheeks pretty far. But today, the therapist got right up on the table and, well, you can imagine the rest.
It’s true. And the reason for this is because we either A) don’t want a relationship and prefer hook-ups, or B) the other person is usually so into us that we don’t have to worry about keeping them.
I swear, I always get stuck in relationships. People latch onto me and always think I’m “the one” and that we’ll be together forever. I mess up? I’m forgiven instantly. I’m mean or ignore you? It’s forgotten. I don’t get it; just because I’m hot I can get away with anything?
I have a bunch of friends who are, shall I say, just plain desperate for a relationship. They constantly ask my advice because it seems that I’m always in a relationship. They ask me things like “how can I get them?” “why are we fighting” “why did he cheat?” “can I tell him I love him” and more! I never know what to say because I honestly don’t know. I have never in my life “tried” to get someone, nor been rejected. Whenever I fight with my partner I just act like it’s their fault and I’m forgiven. I’m usually the cheater. And I’ve only been in love once, and it was with someone just like me.
So why do we suck at relationship advice? Because we’re hot, and people will do basically anything to be with a hot guy.
I fucking work out and watch what I eat……If one more person says i’m too thin, or my arms are not big enough or anything to do with my body i’m going to explode I con;t fucking get rid of this last layer of flab and i’m going to go insane……..No one even think about messaging me saying I have good enough body, blah blah, blah….i’m venting and just leave me alone…..bye
Knowing When You’re Being Used
A lot of followers have written about being in love with another person who started off as a hook up, or that have been going on dates but never seem to feel like they’re making any progress with the person. To all of you, I would like to say, you’re probably just…
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AnonymousActually, I get complimented quite often… By guys and girls alike! But most of the time if you are wondering if you’re “hot” then you’re probably at least pretty cute. Look at how often people are checking you out in public or in school/at work. Are girls staring at you? Because if you’re “hot,” you’ll definitely catch them staring. Just be aware of your surroundings.
On the other hand, if you don’t feel staring that doesn’t mean that you’re not at least cute. You just might not have the “hot” factor yet. If you’re cute enough and have potential mess around a bit. Grow out some facial hair. Get a new hair cut (I personally leave the top pretty long and comb it up, with short sides like this: http://goo.gl/pbZJB, http://goo.gl/72828, http://goo.gl/RBu9g, http://goo.gl/jXdhr,).
And when all else fails, hit the gym! Muscles are hot, and give you that little bit extra.
It’s true! I always thought that hot people had all the self confidence in the world, and that I was the only one who was self conscious about stuff. How wrong I was!
I have a hot friend here who is very self conscious, and puts a lot of thought into every little thing he does each day. Whether it be wrinkle free clothes, a comment on Facebook, or drunk dancing in the club. I used to think he was just naturally calm and collected when we first met, but after some time I really got to know him. He really debates his every move. One time it took him 30 minutes to send a tweet because it couldn’t be worded “lame.” This isn’t OCD, this guy just doesn’t want people to think he’s not cool.
You see, I personally worry about my body and how people physically see me. But everything else? I don’t give a damn, and I like that I can be like that! I have, however, started to watch my online presence and appearance lately. But everything else? Nah. I want people to like me for who I really am, and judging by the amount of good friends I have I think I’m doing a pretty good job.
Lesson for the day? When a hot guy is being self conscious don’t tell them (or even think) that “they’re hot so they should stop complaining.” Hot guys are people too. Just because we’re hot doesn’t mean we’re perfect.
Example: For as long as I can remember, whenever I gave a presentation in class everyone always sat there attentively and listened. I thought it was all in my head until a friend confirmed for me. While my colleagues presented, all eyes were back down at computers or papers on the desk. Example 2: Today in class we had a discussion. Was anyone paying attention? Of course not. The subject was boring. But the second I started talking all eyes looked up, and some people nodded with me in agreement (although I highly doubt they understood what was going on). Try it out. Next time there is a presentation at school or work, check to see who you listen to most: I bet it’s the people you find most attractive. I find it to be a subconscious thing.
When you’re hot people expect you to be perfect. When you’re obviously hot (when there’s no questioning it) people instantly look for your flaws. “Oh yeah he’s hot, but his eyebrows are too close together.” “He’s so hot but his calves could be better.” And people wonder why celebrities go through so much plastic surgery!
But this stretches far beyond physical appearances. When you’re hot people look to you for opinions and approval. They also look to you as an example. Have you ever seen a hot guy (or girl) walk by and you instantly stand up straighter? Or flip your hair back? Turn around and fix your boobs in your push up bra? (seen that done a few times!) Do you ever go to a party and see what the hot guy does first? Wait to see if he thinks beer pong is cool, then volunteer to play?
Now, have you ever wondered why most hot guys are quiet and reserved? Because they are afraid to make a mistake and look dumb (all eyes are on them, afterall). Sometimes the stress of making a mistake prevents us from doing things at all.
Note to self: chocolate bars melt and burn very fast. Next Easter just buy a dessert instead of trying to make one, you’ll save yourself the embarrassment.
